I decided to change it up and lead you in with a picture. Please return to contemplating it and seeing all that it has to offer you, even finding hidden symbolism for your life. The mists obscuring the sky (symbolic of the unknown future) but letting the light through (either the light of God if you are uncreative, or the promise of a bright future if you are equally uncreative and also not-religious), the river of life running through it all, nature on one side and man’s constructions on the other (set in opposition through which life wends, touching both and of both yet neither), and so forth (Whoa, way too philosophical in here. I am, like, waaaaay the deepest, man.). Now return to the present and notice that the time for that shot is somewhere around 8:30 AM. That’s because Erin, Heather, and I took the 7:05 bus from Cheongju to Gonju operating under the information given to us by a fellow teacher that the bus ride would take 2 hours. It didn’t, so we had an hour and a half to kill. We used that time to wander the streets and see what we could before we were shackled to the strictures of the guided tour. It was a good choice because we got to see that lovely time of day that I shared with you at the top of this post and many fun parts of the city:
This counts as a fun part. Cuz look how happy that nut-boy is.
After wandering and getting even more exercise in (I am so healthy here!) we made it to the museum to meet up with the Adventure Korea tour that we signed up for. The first two parts of the tour were through a museum of the Baekje Kingdom which existed from roughly 18BC-678AD (or so we understood from the guide, you can check the Wikipedia if you really want) and through the replica tombs of one of the Baekje Kings. Not much to say about that except the following shot was probably the highlight of this first segment:
Having heard of grape drink and purple drink, I was shocked by this grape squeeze and this apple squeeze, but now that I think about it a little more, I think the best exhibit (still can’t compare to the image of squeezing grapes to bottle/can and drink their blood) was the following:
Well done on the Buddha.
Then we were off to eat our lunches (packed) back at those tents from the first picture and exploring the little stalls, food stands, and music presentations going on around us. Very lovely. Finishing our lunch, but still feeling a mite peckish, Heather and I made an amazing discovery: 1,000 Won fried rice cake/pancake with sugar and ground chestnut filling. Wicked sweet, wicked cheap, wicked good. A perfect topping to the meal (No pictures because we ate them too quickly). It also proved a great segue for our minds to get extra psyched up for chestnut picking! Hooray for pretending to be agricultural laborers for an hour! Erin and Heather had been playing this up for the past week and how they would be getting “3 kg” of chestnuts and how jealous everyone would be come Christmas time (If even one more person sings “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…” in my presence before December F****** 1st, you will lose all respect I have for you, permanently). And now we were going to realize the dream of chestnut acquisition yuppies everywhere: GET ALL THE CHESTNUTS!
We whiteys pulled up to the chestnut farm (immigrant workers bussed to the farm…), handed bags, and told to go fill them (if we wanted). The bags did not seem able to hold a full 6 pounds, which several members of the group commented on. This seemed to be a point of some embarrassment for the leader as she looked at us all sheepishly and told us that there had been a mistake (always passive voice “there has been,” never “I made” or “they sent me the wrong information”) and that it was 3 pounds (1.5 kgs), not 3 kgs. Erin and Heather were a little demoralized by this development, but recovered well and we continued to hike up the mountain to pick chestnuts. Oh yeah, the chestnut trees were planted on the steep slopes of a mountain, not in a field. So we got even more exercise! Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible for the havoc that my perfectly sculpted gluteus maximus will cause when you see it after all my cultural and nature excursion-adventures. Seriously, I’ll be akin to a Greek God. The other thing they didn’t quite tell us was what to be prepared for in terms of “picking chestnuts.” A nut is a nut, right? They grow on trees, you pull them off the tree. Right?
So that brown, shiny nut in the center of that sea-urchin-tennis-ball-from-Hell is the Chestnut. The sea-urchin-tennis-ball-from-Hell is exactly as it sounds. Painful as sin and it will draw blood if you so much as graze it with bare or regularly-clothed flesh. You have to peel off that sea-urchin-tennis-ball to get to the chestnuts inside (anywhere from 1 to 3). Then, you have to inspect the nuts themselves (ha) because if there is a hole in it, that means it has maggots and you just lost a finger for nothing. Actually, you are supposed to find the ones that have dropped and are partially opened, then use your feet to pry them apart to get to the nuts (insert joke about Rex Ryan here). I just went around and used a stick to hit partially open ones out of the tree and take the nuts out of those. Not a bad gig, but fairly painful because even after they have fallen, the husks (the sea-urchin-tennis-ball-from-Hell) are sharp enough to go through the sides of shoes (Erin was wearing sandals too, so she was way up proverbial creek). We all managed to wrest as many nuts as we could hold from the vicious Korean Chestnut gods and made our way down the mountain full of pride. As we were leaving, we noticed that there was a giant kiddie-pool-sized tub of chestnuts where everyone could fill up their bags if they had not succeeded in trapping their own wild ones. Yay…
At this point we headed back to those tents from that first shot (far more people hustling and bustling now though) to prepare for our march through the fortress dressed as Baekje warriors! As there were 3 hours until the march started, we were brought to a little mock village across the river for some more cultural experiences and to find dinner. Not much to say about what we did: made some rice cakes, ate dinner, and dressed in “traditional Baekje royal garb.” This photo here is of Heather and Erin all accoutered in said garb.
At this point, it was 5:10 and we were a little tired (having been up and going since 6:00), but more importantly we had found out that we would not be wearing the warrior garb of the Baekje times. Instead we would be wearing just a jacket. Somewhat disenchanted, we decided to save ourselves the 2.5 hours and catch the 5:45 bus back to Cheongju so we could detox and get ready for school tomorrow. Oof, the break went by already? I don’t get another all year? Aight, I’d say I enjoyed my break and can live with myself. Here’s hoping I can survive the next two days to the weekend and the next week to payday without spending any money I don’t have… Thanks for reading! Hope you liked hearing about my break. As a reward I will give you a rare picture of myself, instigated by and approved by myself: